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We've all been there . . . the best we could do is tickets for the Tuesday or Thursday show, the tailgating was epic and now you're sporting a massive hangover - no chance in hell that you're leaving the bed.  Or maybe you just did something stupid that really needs an excuse.  Well, the staff at Key Lime Cafe knows all about it and we're here for you:

ANNOUNCING the Parrothead Excuse Note!! 

A team of scientists (Gary & Lee) have run many experiments about missing work or doing things that they regret the next day (just ask anybody who was at the NEPHC. Because of this they've come up with the excuse note that'll cover you for all kinds of problems.

Instructions:
Try to see clearly and fill out the questionnaire . Press submit when done.

Disclaimer:
Key Lime Cafe is not responsible for any outcomes if you
actually use this note, and as always - no wagering.

 

 
What is your boss', teacher's, professors', spouses', pet's name?
Please select what happened to make you need this excuse note.
First action on the night in question?
Name of a celebrity.
What happened next that night?
Then?  (man, this is getting good)
Type in an article of clothing.
What are you actually trying to accomplish?
Wow, you had a crazy night, then what?
Name a vehicle.
Where did you end up going?
So, you're living la vida loca - what now killer?
Your epiphany of that evening?
Okay - that wasn't that good, gimmie another one.
Where did you really need to be again? We forgot.
And why couldn't you be there ?
We should've asked this before but . . . what's your full name ?
   

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